There was supposed to be a ribbon-cutting ceremony.
The goose ate the ribbon.
The Department of How Things Have to Be has requested that the opening be postponed until an appropriate replacement can be procured. Unfortunately, people have already gone inside.
An afternoon has escaped from a numbered jar. A vacancy has appeared in a solid wall. Someone has left an elaborate explanation in the cloakroom and declined the ticket.
The Lost Property Office is open.
Today I published Your Future Has Been Found in the Lost Property Office, a Holy Heist special edition from Mikoopolis, created in collaboration with Artisan Intelligence. It’s a complete illustrated short story with three doors, three endings, and a Certificate of Recovered Possibility.
You can collect your copy for $9 and give one unchanged copy to someone else.
Dispatches will report further developments. The goose has declined to comment.
Official seal unavailable. Salmon not provided.
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