Dispatches
Reports from a world getting interestingly out of hand.
- MORDOR! MORE DOORS!It began as a mishearing. Mordor. More doors. A place of foreboding acquired an unexpectedly promising floor plan. This is one of the things I enjoy about working with language:… Read more: MORDOR! MORE DOORS!
- Lost Property Office: Please Collect Your Unreasonably Good AfternoonThe Lost Property Office would like to clarify that an unreasonably good afternoon does not require a remarkable itinerary. A bench will do. So might a kitchen. The afternoon has… Read more: Lost Property Office: Please Collect Your Unreasonably Good Afternoon
- Department of How Things Have to Be Requests Emergency MeetingThe Department of How Things Have to Be has called an emergency meeting to discuss a door. The door was not included in the approved wall. “Who authorized this?” asked… Read more: Department of How Things Have to Be Requests Emergency Meeting
- The Goose Ate the RibbonThe Lost Property Office is open. The goose has declined to comment.
