The Lost Property Office would like to clarify that an unreasonably good afternoon does not require a remarkable itinerary.
A bench will do. So might a kitchen. The afternoon has expressed no preference regarding your professional standing.
Applicants have nevertheless been arriving with supporting documents.
One brought a completed to-do list. Another brought evidence of having suffered sufficiently. A third had prepared a statement explaining how the afternoon would improve their performance tomorrow.
Temporary put the kettle on.
“What if it doesn’t improve anything?” someone asked.
“Then you’ll have had an afternoon.”
This answer has been referred to the Department for review.
If you would like to visit the office yourself, Your Future Has Been Found in the Lost Property Office is a complete illustrated story with three routes and a printable Certificate of Recovered Possibility.
Your purchase includes permission to give one unchanged copy to one other person. The afternoon may be enjoyed in company.
A fictional dispatch from Mikoopolis. Tea not included.
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